Fall 2023 MOFO

Clean your balls and spit shine your shafts, It’s MoFo time!!

For the life of me, Lashville just can’t figure out their game with a 3rd place finish in the Spring. This record holding 2some is in jeopardy of losing top spot in the rankings. A shout-out to the new and improved Back 9 Matters for taken the MoFo Cup with ease, a 6 stroke victory. The new comers Packos took the KiFe Cup with a stunning playoff win over the notorious Smash Brothers. And if any cares, the Shit Show trophy was held high by the Bushwhackers, good effort by TNT after gaining 9 strokes in the final round only to loose by 1 stroke

$490 per player. Minus any Spring prize $ which I’ll repost.

You can etransfer [email protected]

Due by Aug 31st. Team names too!



MOFO Spring May 25-28 2023

Dear MoFos,

Thanks for your patience, lots of stuff going on in the background at MoFo Headquarters.

Clean your balls and spit shine your shafts, It’s MoFo time!!

It was the GEN Z team Starsky and Huggy Bear that stole the MoFo Cup from the GEN X folks in the spring of 2022 and all the GEN X are not happy about it.  Last place team Dirty Shanks are quoted for saying “We are not older, but wiser.  Course management is key for us short ballers”.  4 Skins For The Win took home the KiFe hardware with a sandbag, 4 shot win over Painted Parts Boys.  Schooners took a shit and won the Show with a 3 shot win over Smoke My Cock.  Roadhouse took last place with a 389 total, big improvement from their 401 in 2021. 

Note: for the first time the Thursday night hotel is included in the cost.  So plan on being up there for Thursday night.  For the Thursday golfers, there’s a men’s league and we’ll have to be off the course at a certain time TBD.

$520 -includes Thursday night this year.

$/Team name/Hat size due by April 15th.

As a reminder, I’ll repost list of 2022 scoreboard and $ owed.

Check doc for more details.


Dan and Jay



Sad day for the MOFO

Paul “Pauldo” Bryan passed away this week.

We lost one of our own, an early and long time MOFO. Devoted dad and good friend to just about everyone who met him. His humour, easy going attitude and positivity touched many of us…..

From Mike “Phil” Nicholson

Very nice words from a solid group of people MOFO’s who love to golf, have a good time. I am proud to call Paul my best friend, Amigo & partner in crime (although we had never been arrested). As kids we cut our hands and shook on it making us blood brother’s. Our golf trips were epic. After years of suffering from disease of addiction, I had taken him in & gave him the final 11 months clean & sober helped free him of his demons. He was pig headed & never liked to ask for help which i believe lead to his demise. I will miss you Paul Edward Bryan (Pauldo).

Your friend forever, gone but never forgotten

Spring MOFO confirmed May 27-29, 2022

Dear MoFos,

Clean your balls and spit shine your shafts, It’s MoFo time!

Late breaking news. I was just informed the hotel is an extra $35. For those of you who already sent their $, send another $35 each. The total is now $455 for the weekend. I already let the hotel and course know that I’m not happy with increase but they say their costs have significantly increased and they have to pass it along. The rate for Thursday is $129+tax per room.


This 20th Anniversary is going to be epic! Get your teams in asap as we would like get started preparations early! I’ll post list of guys who have credits from the Fall.

Last spring was will go down in history, the tourney was shortened to 3 rnds due to God Damn Covid. The putt heard around the world gave the Fighting Marchmen a 1 stroke MoFo Cup victory on the last hole! Salt’n Peppa was fuming and it showed during the infamous MoFo Fall interview. 4 Skins 4 The Win took home the KiFe Cup with a last rnd 70, winning 2 stroke win over Hole Hunters -Maybe a little sandbagging, but who knows?

Newbie Fore-Skins came out of nowhere to win The Shit Show with a 6 stroke victory over Smoke and Choke.

Take note: This Spring’s MoFo has change location to Lashville Tennessee. Let Jay or I know if you need directions.Everyone is aware that times have changed, kindly respect the hotel and local Covid rules to keep everyone safe!

Looking forward to seeing everyone!

Thanks,Dan and Jay

May 27th – May 29th, 2022

PLACE: Brooklea Golf and Country Club. www.brookeagolf.com

.LODGING: Super8 Inn – Lashville Tennessee.


Thursday night is $129+tax per room. Pls let us know if you’re NOT going up on Thursday!


 Friday May 27th 730am & 1pm. Hamburger lunch provided between rounds.

Saturday May 28th 12pm.

Sunday May 29st 10am.

COST: $455 per player. You can etransfer [email protected]Due by March 18th. Team names too!

Optional par 3 skins are on! $40 a team paid up north before Friday’s round.


Wait?!? Who is that on the wall?

It was a milestone weekend for the MOFO, First time for Jr on the wall, you read that right, if you ever wanted to give him a pat this may have been your only opportunity. A little rain, a lot of sun, a big win for the raptors, and the course seems to get longer every year. The fighting Marchmen battled Fries and Gravy in a playoff to win top honours. Birdacus were so happy with their win they actually touched the trophy. Oh yeah, it was also the first time for TNT to take home some hardware. OK it was Sh!t Show but a trophy none the less. A big thanks to all for a great weekend, see you in the fall.