Dear MoFos,

Clean your balls and spit shine your shafts, It’s MoFo time!!

Well, well, well…. Congrats to Starsky and Huggybear after finishing at a record breaking -17 to take the MoFo cup home last spring (The Great Lashville has passed on the torch). The ProV1sionals finished a close second at -4. The only 2 teams under par the whole weekend! Team Bullocks decided to throw their 1st rnd to secure a KiFe Cup victory over M Squared, who tried the same trick. MLB made sweet, sweet love to the Shit Show trophy with a strong weekend performance over JuSe’r. The Worst field was lead by the Bogey Boys with a whop’n 63 over par outing.

Looking forward to our 25th anniversary of MoFo!

Note: Reminder that Thursday night hotel is included in the cost. For the Thursday golfers, there’s a men’s league and we’ll have to be off the course at a certain time TBD. Make sure you book a time.

Cost is $590 each, due by April 18th.
etrans Dan.Krisko@Telus.com

Thanks,

Dan

MoFos!

You can review review it, study it and reflect on it! But it will never change! Back on top, Lashville did what Lashville does, and that’s drink and put on a clinic. Down by 5 strokes after round 2, Lashville woke up on Saturday, determined to clinitize the Bullocks and take the glorious MoFo Cup. The only bar hop’n team, Outta Bounders surprised everyone with a steady, solid, wire to wire finish over the Schooners to win the ole KiFe Cup. Congrats to all!

What a weekend, boys! Epic golf, unreal weather, a wicked steak at the Arch, and top-notch company — you MoFos never disappoint!

Salute,

Dan

xo

Dear MoFos,

Let the games begin!

A big shout out to the 2024 MoFo Cup Fall Champions, Bullocks! They shocked the hell out of the field with a 68 in round 4! Leap frogging over the favorites, Lashville and Black Panthers. Tigers Wood sandbagged to win the KiFe Cup over a steady MLB. The Shit Show Champs were none other than Dirty Birdie, they were on top of Yermom by 6 long, quick strokes.

Note: Thursday night hotel is included in the cost. So plan on being up there for Thursday night. For the Thursday golfers, there’s a men’s league and we’ll have to be off the course at a certain time TBD.

Thursday Oct 2-5, 2025. Midland ON

Brooklea Golf

Super8

$540 per player due Sept 6th.

See doc for more detail.

Thanks,

Dan and Jay

Dear MoFos,

Clean your balls and spit shine your shafts, It’s MoFo time!!

Last Spring had one of the most undramatic victory in MoFo history! The Ruff Riders ran away with the MoFo Cup with a 12 stroke win. No worth mentioning 2nd place. The Bushwhackers surprised everyone in Midland to win by 4 over the Parverts and take home the KiFe Cup. In Your Putt Hole destroyed MLB by 2 strokes to win the Shit Show. H.R. Puttnstuff shocked everyone by taking home the only skin on the weekend! Congrats to all!

Spring MoFo is May 22nd-25th, 2025.

Course-Brooklea Golf and Country Club.

Hotel-Super8

Cost-$560/player due by April 18th.

Thanks,

Dan

What a fantastic weekend! The company, the golf & even the weather! Lots of vacation spray was used!

Big congrats to the Bullocks for their historical MoFo comeback win! A huge upset but all 4 rounds count. Tigers Wood just seem to sail boated their way to another victory in KiFe. Don’t forget about Dirty Birdie who finished strong and probably sober.

Looking forward to having everyone back for May!

Dan

PS. Apologies for not getting any swag, every Fall player will have $25 put towards the spring MoFo.

Are they right? Are they completely out to F*cking lunch? You decide.

It was a milestone weekend for the MOFO, First time for Jr on the wall, you read that right, if you ever wanted to give him a pat this may have been your only opportunity. A little rain, a lot of sun, a big win for the raptors, and the course seems to get longer every year. The fighting Marchmen battled Fries and Gravy in a playoff to win top honours. Birdacus were so happy with their win they actually touched the trophy. Oh yeah, it was also the first time for TNT to take home some hardware. OK it was Sh!t Show but a trophy none the less. A big thanks to all for a great weekend, see you in the fall.