Spring MOFO confirmed May 27-29, 2022

Dear MoFos,

Clean your balls and spit shine your shafts, It’s MoFo time!

Late breaking news. I was just informed the hotel is an extra $35. For those of you who already sent their $, send another $35 each. The total is now $455 for the weekend. I already let the hotel and course know that I’m not happy with increase but they say their costs have significantly increased and they have to pass it along. The rate for Thursday is $129+tax per room.


This 20th Anniversary is going to be epic! Get your teams in asap as we would like get started preparations early! I’ll post list of guys who have credits from the Fall.

Last spring was will go down in history, the tourney was shortened to 3 rnds due to God Damn Covid. The putt heard around the world gave the Fighting Marchmen a 1 stroke MoFo Cup victory on the last hole! Salt’n Peppa was fuming and it showed during the infamous MoFo Fall interview. 4 Skins 4 The Win took home the KiFe Cup with a last rnd 70, winning 2 stroke win over Hole Hunters -Maybe a little sandbagging, but who knows?

Newbie Fore-Skins came out of nowhere to win The Shit Show with a 6 stroke victory over Smoke and Choke.

Take note: This Spring’s MoFo has change location to Lashville Tennessee. Let Jay or I know if you need directions.Everyone is aware that times have changed, kindly respect the hotel and local Covid rules to keep everyone safe!

Looking forward to seeing everyone!

Thanks,Dan and Jay

May 27th – May 29th, 2022

PLACE: Brooklea Golf and Country Club. www.brookeagolf.com

.LODGING: Super8 Inn – Lashville Tennessee.


Thursday night is $129+tax per room. Pls let us know if you’re NOT going up on Thursday!


 Friday May 27th 730am & 1pm. Hamburger lunch provided between rounds.

Saturday May 28th 12pm.

Sunday May 29st 10am.

COST: $455 per player. You can etransfer dan.krisko@telus.comDue by March 18th. Team names too!

Optional par 3 skins are on! $40 a team paid up north before Friday’s round.


The results are in ……

What a MoFo weekend!   A little bit of rain could not remove the smiles from our fucking faces.

A big win for first timers, Stiff Shafts.  They take the glorious MoFo cup home.  Maybe they didn’t drink enough, who knows.

New comers Brooksback Mountain embarrassed the KiFe field by way of a 13 stroke victory.   What a sandbagging example.

TNT brings home the bowl for another year, MLB must have party’d way to hard.

We hope that everyone has a safe Fall, Winter and see you back in Midland in Spring ’22.

If I don’t hear from guys I will assume the prize $ will be carried forward to the spring.

Thanks to Meat for the interviews, we may attempt it again in the spring with less drunk reporters, lmao.

Thanks to Joe for running the skins.

Dan & Jay

Download the full scorecard at the link above, highlights and winners are below.


Fall MOFO – Sept 24, 25, 26

Dear MoFo-ers,

Clean those dirty balls and spit shine your shafts, its MoFo time!Summer is just fly’n by! It’s time to prepare for the MoFo Fall Classic. Whether you shit the bed yourself and/or looking for a new partner, now is the time to do it!

The Presidents will be back together to redeem themselves after a dreadful Spring outing, “Sometimes a’good…. Sometimes a’shit!”. So buy the wife some flower’s and kiss the kid’s goodbye! For those who have a MoFo credit from the spring, just send me the balance. If you’re not sure, contact me.

Look forward to seeing everyone!

Thanks,Dan and Jay.

Sept 24th–Sept 26th, 2021

PLACE: Brooklea Golf and Country Club. Midland, Ontario. www.brookeagolf.com

LODGING: Super8 Inn. Midland, Ontario.


Thursday night is $100 per room. Pls let us know if you’re NOT going up on Thursday!

TEE TIMES Friday Sept 24th 730am & 1pm. Hamburger lunch provided between rounds. Saturday Sept 25th ~10am. Sunday Sept 26th 10am.

COST: $350 per player. Due by August 27th. Optional par 3 skins are on! $40 a team paid before Friday’s round.

FORMAT: 4 round, 2 man scramble. Friday rounds 1 & 2 total will decide which Cup your team plays for. MoFo or KiFe. Saturday and Sunday played in your division. Top 2 teams play together and so on. 4 round total is where you finish in your division.

PRIZE MONEY: Depends on the number of teams. This will be decided once field is finalized.(& POBs)

For more info visit www.mofogolf.ca

Spring MOFO 2021

Other than a couple mishaps at hotel that we’ll have to address, overall it was a great weekend! Fighting Marchmen pulled off a miracle 15 foot putt off the 18th green to capture the 2021 MoFo Cup by 1 stoke. 4 Skins For The Win got better as the weekend went by with a 2 stroke KiFe Cup victory over Hole Hunters. Maybe they need to drink more? Fore-Skinz were steady on the weekend to win by 6 strokes over Smoke and Choke (Choke for sure) to win the famous Shit Show Cup.

Thanks to Rotterman for running the skins, Meat for keeping www.mofogolf.ca afloat. And to Rolind/Brad for returning the MoFo cup after claiming victory on social media.

For the prize money. Instead of sending ~25 etransfers, I suggest putting it towards your next MoFo. I will do that as a default, but let me know if you want to cash out.Next MoFo is just around the corner Sept 10th. Mark your calendars!


Dan & Jay


MOFO Reschedule June 11 – 13 2021

Gather around MoFo’s! Some changes to the format next weekend, study the program. Let me or Jay know if any questions. I’m sure everyone is looking forward to getting away with the guys, lets be safe and have a good time!

The Bomber


June 11th – June 13th, 2021

Covid-MoFo update

Due to the date change we are in peak season at the golf course.  The rates have increased and we are subject to tee times- Pls keep up the pace!  There will only be 1 round on Fri, Sat and Sun.   We don’t expect anyone to hang around 2 ½ hrs Sunday, so the winners will be posted on FB and Mofogolf.ca during the week.  No POBs this year and no gathering inside at the course.  Verify scores within your 4somes and hand in both cards, remember to hand in your scorecards after each round to Dan or Jay!    Thursday night we will still proceed with the Wheel OF Misfortune around 10-11pm.  For those going up Thursday to play a round, pls book with the course –rate is $50 incl taxes.

Pls be mindful that we are still in lockdown and only allow max gatherings of 5 outside.  The hotel could be fined and same with us, try to keep it low key.  We will have the whole 3rd floor to ourselves and couple rooms on 2nd floor.   They do have 2 BBQs that we can use in the back to cook some steaks. 


GOLF:​​Brooklea Golf and Country Club.

​​Midland, Ontario.   www.brookeagolf.com

LODGING:​Super8 Inn.     

​​Midland, Ontario.     https://www.wyndhamhotels.com/super-8/midland-ontario/super-8-midland-on/overview

Thursday night is $100 per room.  Pls let us know if you’re NOT going up on Thursday!

TEE TIMES​Friday June 11th. tee times starting at 12pm. 

​​Saturday June 12th.  Tee times starting a 12pm.

​​Sunday June 13th.  Tee times starting at 11am.

FORMAT:​Friday round is the qualifier for which division you play in on the weekend. MoFo may have 6-8 Teams exempt from KiFe to try and avoid shellacking’s. Tie breakers will start with # of eagles, birdies then pars.  All 3 rounds count towards your final place within each division.  

PRIZE MONEY:​Depends on the number of teams.  This will be decided once field is finalized.

For more info visit www.mofogolf.ca

MoFo Cup Format & Rules

2021 Spring

MoFo Cup Format

Draw 4somes at 10-11pm on Thursday.  Tee times will be assigned after draw completion.

1 rounds on Friday will decide which cup your team will play for, MoFo, KiFe or the Bowl.  3 round total will determine where you finish in that division.

Both teams hand in score cards after each round.  Consult with other team to make sure they’re correct.  There should be no “oh, I thought the other team handed it in” crying.

Scores and next day Foursomes are posted at hotel after each day.

Team has only 1 player due to injury, jail, hangover…etc.  Keeping it fun and to be fair to everyone, the active player is allowed 2 shots extra per hole.

Scramble Rules1. Both team members tee off from tee box.2. The team decides who’s shot to use, both team members play 2nd shot from that location. Continues until ball is holed out.3. Your partner must shoot from the same lie as the chosen ball.  Ie, rough, sand trap, hazard, hi-way…etc.4. The ball that your team has chosen to play must not be picked up.  Your partner is to drop his ball 1 club length from ball no closer to hole.  Placed only if in a sand trap.

(a)  If the fairways are sloppy or aerated, we will play lift clean and place in fairway only!5. No holding back branches for partners, fluff ups…etc.   Not sure why these rules have to be here!?6. Chosen ball OB or Hazard?  You can hit from the same spot or drop ball between point of entry and last shot.  7. Playing wrong ball is 1 stroke penalty.  Mark your balls!8. If unsure of MoFo rules or golf rules in general, ask the other team. 9. If there’s any issue in your foursome, you can call a sit down with the Presidents.  Must bring beer.10. In the event of a tie after Cup qualifying round the team with higher # of eagles, birdies, then pars move up.  Still tied? Fuck it, you’re DQ’d.11. Teams tied for 1st place after 3 rounds will head to a sudden death playoff.  Course permitting. 12. Both teams keep score, agree to totals and hand in 2 scorecards.  

General Rules1. Golf attire a must.2. Absolutely no mulligans or gimmies.3. Eviction from course or hotel is an automatic D.Q.4. Failure to make tee time – 2 stroke penalty.5. Failure to complete all 4 rounds – D.Q.6. Play rain or shine, but if weather is an issue rules may be altered by Presidents7. Respect the course and its rules.8. Most of all play HONEST and have good time!

The Presidents reserve the right to modify rules to enhance their game.  Ok, ok.   We will though, do what’s best for the whole group.   Dan & Jay

Optional Par 3 SKINS – $40 per team.– Lowest score on a par 3 after each round will win a skin -Pars or better.– At the end of the tourney, each skin will be worth a percentage of the total $.