Clean your balls and spit shine your shafts, It’s MoFo time! A lot went down last Spring! After taking a comfortable lead on Friday, the Pinseekers just fell apart on the weekend. Maybe too much partying/confidence or lack of discipline/desire, who knows. The fighting Marchmen almost gave the Cup away to out of nowhere Fries with Gravy during the last round. Birdacus positioned themselves in KiFe Friday and cruised to another disgusting lopsided victory. Shit Show’s TNT surprised everyone when they went wire to wire for their first win since winning last place in 2013 & 2008. This year’s MoFo is guaranteed to have stories and memories with great friends and family. Looking forward to seeing everyone and watch’n the Leafs & Raptors play in their finals!
All in all a great weakend! We couldn’t have asked for a better weather! Congrats to Tigers Wood for capturing the MoFo Cup in a tense battle. Steve was certaintly on a mission, fist pumping all day long! The usual KiFe cup winners BMWS said they would never touch the Cup, now they make love to it! Good luck to anyone trying to catch them after Saturday and Sunday.
Clean those dirty balls and spit shine your shafts, its MoFo time! Don’t blink, summer is almost half over. But wait a minute, MoFo Fall Champ Big Bad Basketball Bouncing Bob Balkissoon has been tuning up his game all summer long! In his recent interview with CNN, BBBBBB stated that last year was a whole new beginning “It’s time people realize I’m not just a party animal, I’m for real”. Everyone is waiting for what BBBBBB will do next. The Fall KiFe Champs have been way too busy with diapers and Friday Fires y’all! They should be spending time on the range for any chance of repeating. Look forward to seeing everyone!
It was a milestone weekend for the MOFO, First time for Jr on the wall, you read that right, if you ever wanted to give him a pat this may have been your only opportunity. A little rain, a lot of sun, a big win for the raptors, and the course seems to get longer every year. The fighting Marchmen battled Fries and Gravy in a playoff to win top honours. Birdacus were so happy with their win they actually touched the trophy. Oh yeah, it was also the first time for TNT to take home some hardware. OK it was Sh!t Show but a trophy none the less. A big thanks to all for a great weekend, see you in the fall.
Spring is almost here! Take the Christmas lights down, Its MoFo time!
It was a clincher coming down the stretch in spring of 2018! Chip & Ale’s held off a charging Tee Biscuit to win by 1 stroke to take the glorious MoFo Cup. The Happy Hookers teased the Jamadian’s with short drives and long putts, but still managed a KiFe Cup victory by 2 strokes. The Toilet Bowl, well, the order did not change from start to finish! (Borrrringgg!). It was the Bushwhackers who had the better toe wedge that weekend!
Once again, congrats to Rick for making the first MoFo hole in one! Rick decided not to take the car and took the cash instead. Special thanks to Just Brakes Plus, where the golfers come first!
Looking forward to seeing everyone! See doc for more info.
Dan and Jay
May 24th – May 26th, 2019.
$350 per player
Congrats to Chip and Ale’s, Happy Hookers and Bushwackers
Some firsts at the MoFo……
The Wheel of Misfortune for 4somes and teetimes.
No physical Leader Board after each round. First and Last!
Hole in one prize. Thanks to Just Breaks Plus!
HOLE IN ONE! Congrats to Rick on his new 2002 450k km Altima! But he took the cash instead.
New low round of 66 by Tee Biscuit.
New high round of 122 (followed by 121) from Far From Par.
I also saw a woodpecker and fed a baby turtle a slice of turkey breast.
Attached xl file is the final scoreboard for 2018 Spring MoFo.